The Green Man Boutique Hotel

They did not send me details to check in and insist they did after I contact the customer service at 2am after staying outside in cold for an hour Checked all my email and junks/spams I confirm I did not receive any further info abt check in informations

When I arrived there was no remote for the TV. That, however, became irrelevant as the TV was not working. The hand-wash dispenser at the sink was spitting out its last few drops of liquid. In the morning when I showered the shampoo, conditioner and bodywash containers were all empty. The shower temperature quickly turned cold. Could not in all honesty recommend the place.

Avoid, first impressions walking in is the pub had no atmosphere and didn't look very clean. Considering it was a bank holiday it did seem suspicious that the pub was so dead. Tables was all miss match which didn't look appealing either. My husband ordered 2 beers that where awful, my dad ordered 1 that was also terrible and the pepsi was flat as they come like drinking syrup water. We ordered food, cutlery was plonked down in the middle of the table. I ordered a steak and kidney pudding and got steak and kidney pie instead. There was 6 of us and everyone said the food was very bland. We got frozen veg with our main and lumpy gravy. The pictures on the website are absolutely nothing like the actual place so don't be fooled by there website. It's safe to say we won't be returning as we come away feeling deflated that we had just spent our hard earned money on that. Definitely avoid!

We arrived about 3pm got the keys via a combination number given us on the phone and entered the dungeon I mean room I’ve never seen a hotel room so small so dirty I could go on but would take so long we turned around left and found another hotel Please please don’t make the same mistake avoid at all costs not worth 50p a night

Don’t go. Food is terrible had to send a basic meal fish and chips back to the kitchen, the fish was over cooked so much so there wasn’t any fish in the batter, the chips were cold and French fries not chips, the peas were supposed to be mushy peas and came out as cold frozen peas. The chef had to phone his boss and ask how to do a bread board which was in the starters menu. His phone was on loud speaker so we heard everything mainly swearing 🤬 Tickets for the nights when they are having entertainment are non refundable which isn’t mentioned when booking. The place has damp patches on the ceilings which look like the could collapse or leak water over you at the table. What an awful experience, so bad there are no words to describe it properly. No wonder hospitality is on its knees, better off at home cooking and a bottle of wine. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME or MONEY. ABSOLUTELY AVOID

AVOID AT ALL COSTS The worst place I have stayed I had a flight from Stansted airport and this being so close the reason for staying here. When I arrived there was no reception or no one to answer the phone lucky there was someone in the kitchen at the back off the pub. The room floor was bowing in the middle so when I was sleeping was giving me a bad back as the bed wasn’t level. My partner had a shower at around 8pm I had went to get in 30 mins after and the water was freezing cold, so I had tried to call the hotel to tell them finally answer an hour later to be told “there’s nothing I can do it 9.30 at night” “everyone’s had a shower” which i was leaving at 7am in the morning there was nothing they could do to help. There was also no shower gels, I also tried to have a shower in the morning before leaving as I knew I had a long day ahead and it was still not working. Also there was no one to assist me in the morning as there was no bolts in this area I was unsure on taxi number to get to the airport. The room never had any heating the bathroom was cold and the radiator was working and the bedroom radiator never work but there was an oil heater in there but I had to turn this on from the minute I got there and turn it off as I was leaving. Absolute terrible visit. The pub had no music on I felt like it just wasn’t an atmosphere to be in, there was a really helpful and polite lady working behind the bar and then there was a man that had taken over and I felt he was watching me in the bar area and as I was eating I moved into a different room cause I didn’t want to feel uncomfortable whilst eating.

Amazing experience lovely room and staff extremely helpful Breakfast was great Bit of a hidden gem We also had dinner in the evening the menu was really good and we had a lovely meal can recommend the scampi Found the self check in really convenient really simple just a key safe We didn't feel rushed at any time very relaxing stay I'd highly recommend this bed and breakfast

No reception, no electricity when we arrived had to use a torch to find the key dispenser. Tripped down the stairs in the dark twisted my knee. Finally got in the room to be met with a filthy shower. Bed linen questionable, smell of urine in room.Nobody around to cancel my booking. Left and drove to another hotel. Lost £70 but the hotel refuses to refund me. Don’t get conned. Nightmare!