David
23. November 2023
This was the most average place I have ever stayed. It was shockingly average. So average, that if you attempted to use words like pedestrian and vanilla, you might feel a strange impulse to find new words that could more deeply communicate a level of mediocre that the human language may not currently support.
For dinner I had orange chicken. It was okay. The texture of the chicken was fine, better than store bought for sure. The orange sauce was a little too sour, and perhaps it could have been slightly sweeter, however, if the sauce was less sour I might not have had the instinct to want the sauce to also be sweeter. It came with plain white rice, which felt like a symbol for what would be the rest of my stay here.
Originally, I'd ordered a room with a king sized bed. They let me know that they changed the room to what I think were two full sized or double sized beds. The person who communicated this to me almost made it seem like it was my fault they did this. Not that I really cared, but this was not a great experience.
The water in the tub was not able to get very hot. It was definitely warm, but after perhaps 10 minutes I didn't want to stay in the tub any longer because I had been hoping for a hot bath, and this was just above luke warm.
The room was clean, but the walls toward the floor showed some damage, and there were burn spots on the lights in the bathroom.
The name on the outside of the hotel didn't match the signage for the name on the inside.
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