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20. Mai 2025
Avoid this place at all costs!!! – it looks like a tropical eco-retreat, but it feels like a cold, crumbling nightmare. Don’t be fooled by the word “eco” — this is not a peaceful hideaway. It’s a rundown, soulless guesthouse with zero care for guests and a shocking level of disrespect from the staff. The atmosphere is cold, detached, and deeply unpleasant. No smiles, no service, no kindness — just a clear desire to take your money and give you nothing in return. When I asked for a towel after swimming (too exhausted to walk back to my room), I was told, “We don’t do that. Go get it yourself.” And when I asked for a manager? Same dismissive response. Later, I asked for help carrying my heavy suitcase up a steep staircase in the middle of the night — they refused and responded with rudeness and arrogance. This is not hospitality — this is humiliation. And yes, it’s shockingly expensive for what you get — overpriced discomfort, delivered with a sneer. Now let’s talk about the actual room: It’s incredibly basic, falling apart before your eyes. The floor creaks, even has holes in it. Mosquitoes, cockroaches, beetles everywhere. The mosquito net is hung so low it touches your face while you sleep. There’s no proper air circulation — the room is stuffy and suffocating. The fan is so weak it’s basically useless. No AC. No comfort. No care. The toilet and shower are outside, exposed and poorly maintained. And the worst lie? That this place is quiet. There’s loud music playing from the locals’ speakers all day, Some kind of party or disco going on in the evenings, Roosters, dogs, road noise — it never stops. You won’t sleep here. You won’t relax. You’ll just count the hours until you leave. I’ve stayed in many remote and rustic places. This is not rustic — it’s neglect, laziness, and indifference, wrapped in a fake “eco” label. Don’t come here unless you want to be disappointed, disrespected, and bitten by mosquitoes while listening to bad music and barking dogs — all for an absurd price.
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