Gastnutzer
31. Januar 2023
This motel doesn't have guests, it has victims, whilst it is administered, as they have became known as, by Adolf, Heinrich & Hermann, they don't greet guests with a smile but with a snarl. The rooms offer little soundproofing from room to room, side, back and above or below, the doors between adjoining rooms must have cardboard insides so poor is their soundproofing whilst the partially timbered front wall, window and door offer little soundproofing from persons outside smoking whatever substances they may be smoking nor the traffic noise from the M18 motorway, nor the losistics LGV1 truck park, that this dump is immediately adjacent to. Trees make for excellent soundproofing against traffic noise but some bright spark, or sparks, decided to either trim back all the trees to basic trunks or fell them totally, 'soundproofing what soundproofing', another word that has been deleted from this place's dictionary. This place changed it's name from the Restover Lodge because the reputation was so bad, still the same ownership trading under a different identity, this place is at the very end of an industrial estate cul-de-sac that is littered with discarded alcohol containers, used contraceptives, even bloodied sanitary towels whilst this place clearly recognise that they have an illegal substances problem because their own staff, illegally, administer guest room searches looking for the same. We would rather sleep in a tent than stay at this dump again.
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