Gastnutzer
22. April 2024
Oh, where do I even begin with my exhilarating experience at Deshadan Backwater Resort? Let's start with the awe-inspiring ambiance, shall we? Picture this: stepping into the room felt like diving into a landfill. The aroma of musty rooms combined with the fragrance of neglected laundry truly made me feel at home... if home was a dumpster. And oh, the décor! straight from the 1980's, The cracked walls and stained ceilings were truly avant-garde, in a "we gave up on maintenance" kind of way. Let's talk about cleanliness. Or should I say, the lack thereof? If you're a fan of mysterious stains on your sheets, Cobwebs and critter companions scuttling across the floor, then congratulations. In conclusion, if you enjoy wallowing in despair and reveling in the decay of human civilization, Deshadan Backwater Resort is the perfect destination for you. Just don't forget your hazmat suit and a healthy dose of self-loathing. Cheers!
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